Cranksgiving call to arms

No, I don't need more help with the event. Things are fully in control, and my henchmen will receive their marching orders very soon.

This call to arms is for the now-annual Cranksgiving fund drive. Last year, even while working on hourly pay with basically no benefits, my wife and I managed to find an extra $50 to donate. With $1, the food bank can purchase $9 worth of food. That $50 goes a long way.

We've done it again this year - our $50 is on the table. Who's going to join us? You can donate online here, or in person at Cranksgiving on November 13.